poker or not poker

Typical On line poker? or typical poker? Im small blind with AA a donkey makes it 3x ( hes holding KQ off lol ) big stack is next he all ins ( not a bad move with KK. you dont want any callers looking up an ace) I go with my AA short stacked But then the world goes fuzzy and ... I lose when the case king hits the flop.. Unreal i actually thought an ace was going to river ( happens like that on line you know ) SO what are the odds? AA should win 83% of the time KK 10% and the other donk an unbelievable 6%. Funny thing is tho it SEEMS to happen more. i dont know how to even calculate the odds of these 3 hands happening at all. im sure they are up in the 100000 to 1 chances. whatdaya think? What really bugs me is this knocked me out 14th. But a win here would have put me on track to final table this. After playing for so long and making the most of my hands boom it takes it from you. I went from making 10x roi to 1 x..saddens me. but i will get over it!... (A 1 outer ) sheesh!

A win is a win is a win eh

Hit a small one but its a 1st this week been runnin a lil bad ( alot bad ) so ill take this as a sign of things to come.

This guy in 2nd really had a hard on for me too. Just goes to show ya dont get emotional about it eh... we were down to Six and 1 from the money and hes still pushin. happened to be against me an he shoves.. i had a hand an said something like he dont know hes one from the money, kinda dumb to be actin like that when there are 3 short stacks hangin on and your over here just shoving.. against #3. Keepin EVERYONE out of the hand.. Then he started keying on me.. Lol i just played my normal tight game and when i did have a hand i let him shove.. lol he did that twice before he stopped that so then im chip leader... lol heheh and in the final heads up he had ak he lets me see the flop .. he hits nada and my 6s hold up... next hand he shoves with only 700 left i call and he has aq and i flop a pr of 5s.. he was steamin after that eh?...

A ho of the week

SAMMY the aho of the week check out this dumb chit! you can read the bottom but here it is... Limps for 30.. i raise to 270 ( 9x ) he reraises to 510. i shove... He flips JTs... id buy him a book but im sure he CAINT' read. Here are his SCP stats:

sammy1791

502

-$9

$8

-118%

-$4,375

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51

Merge

Got 2nd

Got 2nd in the 500 this morning on PDC.. no rebuy or addon so only 3 bucks. Lucky donkey junk when we got heads up... oh well what a surprise.. lol.. actually he had a stretch there where he had Pkt Aces 3 times in like 12 hands.. one of em turned into quads.. so to say he was lucky was an understatement eh?

Virgopoker Sunday freeroll 01-17-10

This weeks winners. gg Queen , Goldy !!

Whiner bitch of the week!

This lil fk just droned on and on... about bad players yada yada yada... cussin being an ass... wonder if his mom knows... i doubt it. or he wouldn't be like that right? Check his pic an keep an eye out for him .. report him the 1st time he says anything vulgar...His name is "aceface696" he will also fold to pressure. and play loose weak to try to trap if he hits. whiner

Donk Of The Day

Todays Donk of the day was a particularly agressive ahole who would bet a large amount on nothing then call you an a ho for folding.. This breed will meet extiction as they are unable to find a girl dumb enough to listen to them for more than 2 seconds... Should you run across this particular dumb ass.. say hello smile and take his money when he shoves!! Send your friends and Grandmothers to " VIRGOPOKER.COM to join our freeroll every Sunday at 9 am

Donkey Of The Day.. But not scum of the earth ( we know who that is )

See below. Ace 5 no great hand but have position with nothing goin on i raise to 5x the bb. Donkey calls over there with QJo.. not so so bad ( dumb ass really). Flop is 9A8 rainbow..I hit my ace,, i bet half the pot Ahole comes over the top all in needing an inside straight as in 4 outs.. 12 to 1 card odds vs even money about pot odds What an asshole.. Of course merge sees fit to give it to the fuckin asshole because if a bad player wins they stay around and make the site more money. where as if the good players win, well then the bad player leave cause they cant win... its a fucked up world eh. He shoulda been romainian...

Such a peice of crap

When you see this guy dont bother to listen.. just put him on ignor. you dont need to know what hes saying he is a total ahole... donkee... dont know how to play but will tell ya what ever to get in your head.... take my word . just shut him off... also feel free to report him every time you see him say anything rude!!!!

Sunday Freeroll 10/11

This weeks free roll was again marred by a gate crasher. Sorry about that to all of the real legit players but someone who is legit is actually giving out the password. I do my best to stop it but i would rather let one go than deny someone who should have the password. Good game to the rest of you i saw the winning hand was like 74 off suit. God what crap i hate bad players on top of cheats... lol looks like we will just get so tough on the entry that some people will get fked... we do need to make sure we get 10 min in tho.. heres a snap shot of todays Fkin!

Im So Sick of the fkin Romacks... they share / steal the password. then they sign in with another name. Give each other thier chips and end up pissin everyone off so much that they come out of thier game to kill the romack... I do my best to keep an eye out for BS sign ups but they still get by... Like this ahole DulceNina... Fkin cheat bastered got in the game via a "friend" and took money out of your's and my pocket by getting in the money... Sorry if some of you dont get the password but this is the reason.

Donk Of the day

Billy had reasons every time he played crap like this. He would aruge with people it was the right thing to do! I told him he should write a book called "how to beat people who actually know how to play" Gezz yep i would have the poker patrol on him. Also on here so you can see im not joking hes a donk are his sharkscope stats. NAME: POKER BILL 123 Occupation DONKEE!